Thursday, July 19, 2012

Film Review - Magic Mike

Directors: Steven Soderbergh
Cast: Adam Rodriguez, Alex Pettyfer, Channing Tatum, Cody Horn, James Martin Kelly, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey, Olivia Munn, Reid Carolin

We can be relaxed when Jane Fonda plays a confident, unrepentant prostitute in Klute, Dolly Parton a proud madam in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas or Natalie Wood a celebrated striptease artist in Gypsy. But we feel more than a little uneasy when leading actors appear in male versions of these roles, and an essential part of Billy Wilder's Irma la Douce, Paul Schrader's American Gigolo and Paul Thomas Anderson's Boogie Nights is to make us warm to and understand Jack Lemmon, Richard Gere and Mark Wahlberg as respectively a pimp, a gigolo and a porn star.

This is the task that Steven Soderbergh has taken on in Magic Mike. His debut film, the provocatively titled but essentially chaste sex, lies and videotape, set in prosperous, middle-class Louisiana, won the Palme d'Or at the 1989 Cannes festival. Now, more than 20 films later, he's moved across the Gulf of Mexico to Tampa on the west coast of Florida with what might have been called "stripping, self-deception and G-strings", a raunchy but still essentially chaste tale set in the louche Xquisite Club, a "Male Dance Revue" venue.

Magic Mike is inspired by the teenage experiences of its principal star, Channing Tatum, and scripted by his producing partner, Reid Carolin. The toned and tanned Tatum plays Mike, a handsome, 30-ish blue-collar construction worker employed as a roofer by day and a star striptease artist by night. He lives quite well in a beach house overlooking the Gulf and is served by good-looking prostitutes, one of them a psychology student working her way through college. Apart from the fact that both of Mike's bosses are ready to pay him as little as possible, there is little suggestion of the economic necessity that drove the unemployed Sheffield steel-workers into the clothes-shedding business in The Full Monty. There is little pride and no obvious shame in his work. His aim is to save enough money to realise his true ambition – to own a firm producing superior custom-built furniture, though not, presumably, imitation Chippendale.

On a building site he meets the well-built teenage Adam (British actor Alex Pettyfer), a college dropout who's given up an athletic scholarship after a row with a coach. He inducts, or seduces, this naive youngster into the stripping business, although at the age of 19 Adam is legally too young to be working at such a place as the Xquisite. Mike's motives are interestingly mixed and unclear. He presumably needs a young follower, someone to mentor and perhaps to vindicate and validate his own dubious life.

atum plays Mike as a mumbling, ambling, charismatic sub-Brando type, and Adam has a sister, Brooke, employed as a nurse (Cody Horn), who has a certain resemblance to Eva Marie Saint in On the Waterfront. Mike is drawn to Brooke, and her ambivalent attitude to him resembles the relationship Saint has to Brando's similarly shambling, dubiously employed and charming Terry Molloy.

Adam proves an adept pupil and immediately fits into the club's all-male team, whose backstage dressing room behaviour is indistinguishable from football players or chorus girls. They only truly come alive in performance, dressing as cops, firemen, trench-coated private eyes, hoodies and other parodic macho males, before stripping down to their thongs for their laughing and shouting all-female audience, a youngish, well-heeled middle-class crowd. The stage show's thrust is pelvic but not penetrating, something it shares with the film itself. As recalled by Tatum, it's all oddly innocent and good tempered. Soderbergh, as director and cinematographer (under his customary pseudonym of Peter Andrews), gives it a golden glow. Gregory Jacobs, one of the film's producers, has said that he and Soderbergh "both felt it was something we hadn't seen in a movie before, and Channing's approach was fearless".

In fact the film isn't especially original and takes few real risks. When the stripping has to stop there is always an opaque veil in the form of a posing pouch or leather jock strap to bring an acceptable pudeur to unacceptable pudenda. One wonders what Michael Winterbottom, an equally versatile and prolific director who really does go out on a limb, would have brought to this milieu. Moreover, the film never touches on such matters as the performers engaging intimately with the customers, and only briefly raises the question of ageing and of the role of the mafia muscling in on the business. This latter arises when some mob enforcers pursue Adam for drug money that he can't repay, and Mike is forced to draw on his precious savings.

The film's most interesting and memorable character is Dallas, the club's flamboyant owner, whose aim is to move to Miami and get into the big time. As played by Matthew McConaughey in a Stetson, black waistcoat, leather chaps and little else, he's a warm-up artist who can bring the seated customers from zero to near orgasm in 10 seconds without leaving the stage. One of the rare occasions he's seen in broad daylight outside the club is when he escorts his boys to a sunny "sand-bar party" in the Gulf, an outing that resembles the episode in Max Ophüls's Le Plaisir when the Victorian madam takes her girls on an outing into the Normandy countryside. McConaughey's performance reminds one of two other great movie MCs, Gig Young's increasingly hysterical superintendent of the dance marathon in Sydney Pollack's They Shoot Horses, Don't They? and Joel Grey's sinister host of the Kit-Kat club in Bob Fosse's Cabaret, both winning Oscars for best supporting actor.




Film Review - The Dark Knight Rises

Directors: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Aidan Gillen, Anne Hathaway, Christian Bale, Daniel Sunjata, Gary Oldman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Juno Temple, Liam Neeson, Marion Cotillard, Matthew Modine, Morgan Freeman, Sir Michael Caine, Tom Hardy

Old superheroes never die; they simply hang up their capes and retreat to the shadows, awaiting the moment when fashions change and they're required again. One minute Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) is hobbling around his country pile, leaning on his stick like a latterday Howard Hughes and woefully proclaiming that "there's nothing out there for me". The next he's back in the bat-suit, back in the saddle – recalled to save the world or Warner Bros, whatever comes first.

Preamble complete, the dark knight duly rises for the bruising final stanza in Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, a satisfying saga of revolution and redemption that ends the tale on a note of thunder. If viewers were wanting a corrective to the jumpsuit antics of The Avengers, or the noodling high-school angst of The Amazing Spider-Man, then rest assured that Batman delivers in spades. Here is a film of granite, monolithic intensity; a superhero romp so serious that it borders on the comical, like a children's fancy-dress party scripted by Victor Hugo and scored by Wagner.

Still, cometh the hour, cometh the man. Gotham City is facing nuclear catastrophe, with the authorities powerless in the face of a hydra-headed terrorist threat. No sooner has Wayne affixed his bat-ears than he's being bamboozled by a mercurial cat-burglar (Anne Hathaway) and savaged by Bane (Tom Hardy); a fanatical warlord who comes disguised, rather alarmingly, as a monstrous rough-trade gimp. Poor Batman. Bane not only out-punches our hero, he out-rasps him too – delivering his lines in a choked, muddy drawl that makes him sound like Marlon Brando, down a well-shaft, gargling from a jerry-can. Bane might be fomenting a mass uprising against Gotham's moneyed elite; he might be singing the show-tunes from La Cage aux Folles. It is sometimes hard to tell.

So Bane lures Batman to the sewers and proceeds to beat him to a pulp, only for Batman to rise up, yet again, on a mission to storm the city and save the day. Bane can't believe it. He thinks it's impossible and says as much, gazing in horror at the illuminated bat-sign that signals his enemy's return. "Impoffububble," he says.

Even at this stage, however, it is by no means certain that Batman will prevail. Gotham City is now in lock-down; with its bridges detonated and smirking revolutionaries in charge of the courts. Moreover, the man himself has been showing distinct signs of wear and tear. A doctor tells Wayne that he has no cartilage in his knees, and that his brain tissue is concussed. His back has been broken and imperfectly set (by Tom Conti, incidentally, which doesn't inspire much confidence). As Wayne hauls himself up from his slough of despond, he seems all-but primed to be sent tumbling right back down again.

No such worries for the film itself. The Dark Knight Rises may be a hammy, portentous affair but Nolan directs it with aplomb. He takes these cod-heroic, costumed elements and whisks them into a tale of heavy-metal fury, full of pain and toil, surging uphill, across the flyovers, in search of a climax. "I'm still a believer in the Batman," murmurs Joseph Gordon-Levitt's rookie cop at one point. Arm-twisted, senses reeling, I am forced to concede that I am too.




Monday, June 25, 2012

Film Review - The Amazing Spider-Man

Release Date: Jul 3rd 2012
Genre: Action/adventure, Cult, Science Fiction
Starring: Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Andrew Garfield
Director: Marc Webb

Review:

“The untold story,” gushed the hype. There’s only one story, shrugs someone in the film, accompanied by what sounds like back-pedalling: “Who am I?” So what is it? New story, or same-old repackaged? Both and neither, as it happens.

Swinging from fresh to faithful-to-source, Marc Webb’s reboot is a sparky, well-cast, often punchy Spidey spin... but it’s also Spider-Man Begins Again, struggling in places to assert its own identity.

Sure, context cuts Webb’s work out. In 2002, the only decent superheroes around were X-Men. Batman had been Schumacher’d, Superman was grounded, the Avengers were unassembled: Sam Raimi’s Spidey had an open runway. Nowadays, you can barely swing a lizard without hitting some spandex lug.

With great power has come great terror (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight), suits (Iron Man), mischief (Chronicle), gags-per-minute counts (Avengers Assemble) and sweary brats (Kick-Ass). It isn’t easy to stand out among that lot, or against Raimi’s run: his threequel over-stretched the web but the first two were pulp marvels, making a Spidey reboot harder to justify in 2012 than Batman’s 2005 franchise-fixer.

The shadow of Batman Begins looms as Amazing opens, the gold standard of origin-skewed reboots riskily invoked. Parker as a child plays games at home, stumbles on some destiny-sealing revelations, loses his parents on a stormy night... A dark roots movie steeped in tragedy? Some “untold story”, that.

Webb finds much surer footing as Parker hits high school, helped by crack casting. More confident than the last, this Parker is slick on a skateboard and not shy about standing up to Flash Thompson. The geek just got chic: who better to play him than the guy with the algorithms and rhythm from The Social Network?

A young buck made testy by grief, a rebel without a comb, Garfield nails all bases here, star DNA aglow. Stare-y eyes melting, he’s winningly earnest; lithe of physique, he delivers in the dust-ups; blithely gatecrashing Gwen Stacy’s bedroom, he gives good dreamboat. Read more ...




Film Review - Storage 24

Release Date: Jun 29th 2012
Genre: Horror, Science Fiction
Starring: Noel Clarke, Colin O'donoghue, Antonia Campbell-hughes
Director: Johannes Roberts


There’s nothing new about a monster picking off people one by one in a locked-down setting (in this case, a storage facility).

But Johannes Roberts’ thriller adds some freshness to the formula via the messy break-up between confused Charlie (co-writer Noel Clarke) and aloof dumper Shelley (Antonia Campbell-Hughes).

It’s far from flawless: the set-up feels forced and certain sequences do meander into tedium.

Yet even so, there’s enough gore, ideas and self-aware absurdity here to make it something a bit more enticing than merely Alien: The EastEnders Redux.



Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Film Review - Rock of Ages

 Production year: 2012
Country: USA
Cert (UK): 12A
Runtime: 123 mins
Directors: Adam Shankman
Cast: Alec Baldwin, Bryan Cranston, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Diego Boneta, Julianne Hough, Malin Akerman, Paul Giamatti, Russell Brand, Tom Cruise

This hugely dislikable film of the rock musical currently running in London's West End is set in 1987 Los Angeles and stars the colourless Julianne Hough and Diego Boneta as out-of-town innocents who come to Hollywood to become singing stars. It's love at first sight, success at second try, and they are the only pure spirits in a world of sleazy rockers and corrupt politicians. The tone is uncertain, the music loud but tame, the performances misjudged. The dialogue features such gems as a noisome gay rock venue manager (Russell Brand) describing his opponent, the mayor's moral-crusading wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones), as looking as if she's been "hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole". Never has Los Angeles looked less enticing.




Film Review - A Thousand Kisses Deep

 Production year: 2010
Countries: Rest of the world, UK, USA
Cert (UK): 15
Runtime: 84 mins
Directors: Dana Lustig
Cast: Allan Corduner, David Warner, Dougray Scott, Emilia Fox, Jodie Whittaker

This heavy-handed fantasy begins with a London nurse (Jodie Whittaker) witnessing her elderly future self commit suicide by defenestration. The portentous janitor of her apartment block (David Warner) then helps her use his lift as a time machine to revisit her past and put her messy life in order. After a mildly intriguing first 20 minutes, most viewers will want to take an hour-length jump into the future to put this idiotic film behind them.




Saturday, May 26, 2012

Film Review - Dark Shadows

 Director
Tim Burton
Cast
Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller, Chloe Grace Moretz, Bella Heathcote, Gully McGrath, Ray Shirley, Christopher Lee, Alice Cooper

The latest '60s/'70s TV show to get all dressed up as a fancy, big-budget feature film, Dark Shadows sinks its teeth half-way into its potentially meaty material but hesitates to go all the way. With an oddball premise that's right up his alley, director Tim Burton has stylish fun with a morally-and-time-warped family visited by an undead 18th century relative, as does Johnny Depp in the role of the antique British-accented vampire. But the humor slithers between the clever and the sophomoric and the film too often seems willing to settle for mild humor at the expense of hippie-era mores instead of pursuing the palpable temptation to become genuinely twisted. Still, with its central bloodsucker vs. witch rivalry and Depp in one of his patented bizarre roles, this has all the ear and tooth marks of an early summer winner for Warner Bros.

Reportedly, as a child Depp's obsession with the elegant, well-spoken, romantically haunted central character, Barnabas Collins, was deep to the point of being all-consuming. Unsurprisingly, the teenaged Burton was also a devotee of Dan Curtis's daily afternoon show, which ran on ABC from 1966-71 and amassed 1,225 individual episodes. This eighth collaboration between the actor and director affords Depp the opportunity to once again don unusual makeup and hair styles to become the white-faced, plaster-maned vampire who rejoins the living in 1972 after having been entombed for nearly 200 years.




Film Review - Men in Black III

 Production year: 2012
Country: USA
Cert (UK): PG
Runtime: 105 mins
Directors: Barry Sonnenfeld
Cast: Alice Eve, Emma Thompson, Jemaine Clement, Josh Brolin, Kevin Covais, Michael Stuhlbarg, Nicole Scherzinger, RJ Smith-Tillman, Rip Torn, Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith

One of the funniest movies of the 1990s, the first Men in Black was a frightening, intriguing variation on vampire-chasing, ghost-busting comedies, starring Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K, a senior operative of a top-secret government agency that monitors the activities of extraterrestrial aliens. "At any one time there are 1,500 aliens on Earth," he tells his new sidekick, Agent J (Will Smith), adding, "Most of them are here in Manhattan." Seeing it was about as refreshing and surprising as attending the opening of the first ever McDonald's. The disappointing 2002 sequel, Men in Black II, was a painful affair, about as much fun as eating your 500th Big Mac.

Now after a 10-year gap, Jones and Smith reprise their double act of taciturn, imperturbable K and fast-talking, streetwise J in the 3D Men in Black III. Etan Cohen (an Israeli-born screenwriter) has turned in a screenplay that takes the franchise in another direction, that of the time-travel flick. The moderately enjoyable movie begins as a parody of the Hannibal Lecter series with the vicious alien Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) sprung from his top-security jail on the moon to pursue his nemesis, Agent K, on Earth. A time machine takes both back to 1969, whence Agent J follows them, and ultimately the trail leads to Cape Canaveral and the Apollo 11 moon shot that year. Along the way there is some amusing fun of a conventional sort involving an encounter with Andy Warhol (I'll leave you to guess whether he's an alien or another Man in Black). The 3D enhances two spectacular sequences in high places – one at the top of the Chrysler Building, the other above the capsule of the Apollo 11. They'll have acrophobes shielding their eyes the way they did when Tom Cruise scaled the Burj Khalifa in Dubai for Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol.




Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Film Synopsis - Prometheus

   Directed by   
Ridley Scott

    Produced by   
Ridley Scott
David Giler
Walter Hill

  Starring   
Noomi Rapace
Michael Fassbender
Guy Pearce
Idris Elba
Logan Marshall-Green
Charlize Theron

Prometheus is an upcoming science fiction film directed by Ridley Scott and written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof. The film stars Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green and Charlize Theron. The plot follows the crew of the spaceship Prometheus in the late 21st century, as they explore an advanced alien civilization in search of the origins of humanity.

Conceived as a prequel to Scott's 1979 science fiction horror film Alien, rewrites of Spaihts's script by Lindelof developed a separate story that precedes the events of Alien, but which is not directly connected to the films in the Alien franchise. According to Scott, though the film shares "strands of Alien's DNA, so to speak", and takes place in the same universe, Prometheus will explore its own mythology and ideas.

Principal photography began in March 2011, with filming taking place in Canada, England, Iceland, Spain, and Scotland, mostly on practical sets. The film was shot entirely using 3D cameras and required no conversion in post-production.

Prometheus is scheduled for release on June 8, 2012, in the United States and Canada. Scott has suggested that if the film is a success, he would be interested in pursuing sequels.





Film Synopsis - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Directed by   
Timur Bekmambetov

Produced by   
Timur Bekmambetov
Tim Burton
Jim Lemley

Starring   
Benjamin Walker
Dominic Cooper
Anthony Mackie
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Rufus Sewell
Marton Csokas

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is an upcoming 2012 American 3D action horror film based on the 2010 mashup novel of the same name. The film is directed by Timur Bekmambetov and is produced by him and Tim Burton. The novel's author, Seth Grahame-Smith, wrote the adapted screenplay. The real-life figure Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States (1861–1865), is fictionally portrayed in the novel and the film as having a secret identity as a vampire hunter. Benjamin Walker, who beat out Nicolas Cage for the role, stars as Lincoln.[1] Filming began in Louisiana in March 2011, and the film is being produced in 3D. It is scheduled to be released on June 22, 2012.





Thursday, April 12, 2012

Film Review - Mirror Mirror (2012)

Genre:     Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director:     Tarsem Singh
Writer:     Melisa Wallack, Jason Keller
Cast:     Lily Collins, Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Robert Emms, Mare Winningham, Michael Lerner, Mark Povinelli, Jordan Prentice, Danny Woodburn, Sebastian Saraceno, Ronald Lee Clark, Martin Klebba, Joey Gnoffo
AKA:     Snow White
Studio:     Relativity Media

Hooray!  Finally the Snow White adaptation that we've all been excited for has arrived. Slick visuals, Chris Hemsworth and Kristen Stewart look great….oh wait - that's Snow White and the Huntsman, which comes out this summer.  Instead, this is the Relativity version that had been jockeying for release schedule supremacy with its counterpart to ensure it reached audiences first.  There's a reason for that.

Mirror Mirror is sadly about as bad as its trailers made it look.  Despite very low expectations, I found myself struggling to keep my focus and even stay awake throughout this tiring revisionist take of the classic tale.

The film suffers from many drawbacks, chief of which being its script.  Mirror Mirror does venture away or put twists on many of the story's best known elements (including the queen's mirror, the poisoned apple, the dwarfs).  However, the story remains incredibly predictable - not only do you know exactly where the main story is heading, but the individual scenes offer no surprises either.  Even the film's climatic fight sequence, which yields the story's biggest "twist", feels bland and familiar.

What is perhaps most upsetting about Mirror Mirror is the cast.  Not that it's bad, but rather that it's an excellent Snow White cast… who are given so very little to work with.  Lily Collins and Armie Hammer are perfectly charming, the seven dwarfs (played here by actual midgets) are endearing and even Julia Roberts is a successfully wicked queen.  Each scene, though, felt like a real struggle for these actors - their attempts to infuse life into and find genuine moments for their characters thwarted at every step.

This holds true, too, for director Tarsem Singh (the incredibly talented filmmaker behind The Cell, The Fall and Immortals).  While the bright, colorful and grandiose production design and costumes clearly had the Tarsem stamp, the script again seemed to nullify much of his directing style.  To compensate, sequences were added, such as when the dwarves' home gets rampaged by marionette dolls remotely controlled by the Queen, that certainly are unique to this version, but do little to progress the story.  Tarsem's better judgment also got the best of him when he added insult to injury by having the cast sing a Bollywood-type song over the end credits.  It just did not work.  Sean Bean's look of shock during the sequence says it all.

Two main ways you can tell Mirror Mirror did not turn out as intended: the children in the audience barely laughed and even more telling, all of the production company credits arrived in the middle of the end credits.  You know it's bad when the producers hope everyone leaves before their names appear on screen.  With a much stronger script, Tarsem could have made this version something, but as is, we must now rely on Snow White and the Huntsman to make us forget this one quickly.





Film Review - The Cold Light Of Day

Genre
Action/adventure, Thriller

Starring
Henry Cavill, Bruce Willis, Sigourney Weaver

Henry Cavill (Immortals) is in a race against time in this Madrid-set thriller, which sees his mild-mannered business consultant up to his pecs in duplicitous spies and corrupt officials after his family is kidnapped while vacationing in Spain.

Yet the real race for the 28-year-old Briton is to establish his leading man credentials ahead of Man Of Steel – something this workmanlike slice of sub-Bourne hijinks isn’t likely to achieve in what will probably be a fairly short stay in UK cinemas.

Arriving in Alicante with financial woes as well as luggage, Cavill - and his Blackberry - soon get the goat of his hard-ass, yacht-sailing dad (Bruce Willis), a cultural attaché who gives his oldest son as tough a time as Kevin Smith reportedly got on Cop Out.

Swimming ashore in a huff – the better to show off those honed Kal-El muscles – Cavill returns to find the clan’s gone AWOL, largely due to Bruce’s secret sideline in international espionage.

With only hours to recover a mysterious briefcase – the precise contents of which remain comically vague – Cavill’s Will is soon required to acquire a raft of new skills (gun toting, car chasing, DIY abseiling off terracotta rooftops), not to mention an attractive half-sister (Veronica Echegui) who is no less ignorant of Bruce’s extracurricular activities.

Sigourney Weaver, meanwhile, fetches up as a shades-sporting, power-suited authority figure who at one point berates Will for being a “fucking amateur”.

The same, alas, applies to a dreary slice of hokum that, similar to the otherwise superior Safe House, vainly hopes the deployment of unfamiliar locations will mask its leaden predictability.

Yet it is Cavill who proves the bigger liability, the Tudors star being far too ripped and toned to convince as a sweatily desperate everyman. Watchable enough if hard to root for, he’s a curiously blank presence in a movie that wants us to invest in his survival.

Here’s hoping he brings a tad more personality to Superman in 12 months’ time.